Friday, February 1, 2008

Freebie


Babies are either free via having sex and getting pregnant.

Or they are $25,000 via adoption.

Say it out loud with me friends: twenty five thousand dollars per.
And I can't help but notice there seems to be little or no grey area.

Where are all the $950 babies?

Or heck, even seven grand? I would leap at seven grand. Even sixteen grand looks good to me now. And that's what each round of IVF cost. So then where are the bargains? There are too many metaphors to count. Too many off color puns. Let's not go down that road, shall we?

Why, oh, why-oh-why?

Don't get me started.

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