I was single all
through my twenties and for the first half of my thirties. Folks used to ask me if I was gay, as
if that would somehow solve my problem of being single, like it was psoriasis. “I have a lesbian friend,” they would
say. “I bet she’s perfect for me,”
I would answer, “but I’m not gay.”
I was just waiting for the right smart, funny, kind man to come
along. I realized too late that I
missed the first round of marriage by not marrying my college boyfriend—who
became a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle—or any of the Eurojerks I dated while
backpacking through Europe. I had
no regrets although that Eurojerk phase lasted much longer than it should have,
but marrying Costis, Isaac, JeanPierre or Kort was the right thing not to
do.
During my late
twenties-- as my weekends filled up with friends’ weddings, I continued to date
all the musician/filmmaker/carpenters who were left. They were all named Dave and I dated many of them. That’s not completely true-- I dated
all of them. At least all of the
ones named Dave. It was about then
that I began to tell people that I had skipped my first marriage and was waiting
patiently for my second. Because
people seemed to notice. It seemed
to bother them that I wasn’t married.
One day I found
myself sitting in the middle of a circle of chairs at the beach. Reading and chatting in those chairs
were my friends and their spouses.
Their children played in the center. I was laying on my stomach on my towel making lazy designs
in the sand with a stick. I always
enjoyed my friends’ kids as I inherently like them and was looking forward to
having my own one day. So we took
turns, a four year old girl, and I, drawing faces in the sand then erasing the
other one’s with the sweep of a hand.
Back and forth we did this, wordlessly for a while until finally she
spoke.
“Where is your
husband?”
“I don’t have
one,” I said.
And then it hit
me. I understood that it was my
job in this moment to lay the foundation for this little girl’s future as a
confident single woman and productive member of society, so I made sure to keep
my voice chipper so as to convey to her that she wouldn’t be any less of a
woman one day if she weren’t tethered, by law, to a man. One day she might take me to tea at
Bergdorf’s to thank me for giving her the chutzpah in that seminal moment on
the beach, when she was four, the moxie to go it alone and seek her fortune and
happiness, knowing that if she were internally contented, that her inner
radiance would dazzle all who came into contact with her and that one day she
would meet a smart, funny, kind man in due time. I continued to make designs in the sand and radiate
wholeness.
“Why don’t you
have a husband?” she said, and then she added, “What’s wrong with you?”
Huh, I thought. So we’re
going to play it that way, are we?
Well then you can kiss tea at Bergdorf’s goodbye.
I
leaned in close so that none of the adults could hear me, then looked into her
eyes and speaking in a steady, hushed tone said, “There’s nothing wrong with
me, sweetpea. I’m just patiently
waiting for your parents to get divorced so that I can marry your daddy.” That shut her up.
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