Love You More

(intro)
Here’s a song about my son
He’s seven and a half years old
He calls me pretty, still nestles in
When we snuggle these moments are gol-den

We put on K.C. and the Sunshine Band
And boogie around the room
We wrote this song together
When we sing it my heart goes zoom, zoom.

(chorus)
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you, I love you
I love you more than you love me

Let’s agree to disagree
Let’s agree to disagree
Let’s agree, let’s agree
Because I love you more than you love me

You will grow older and smelly
Dark hairs are gonna grow on your belly
You’ll be sullen and morose
And when I try to hold your hand you’ll pull away saying, “Gross!”

“Mom, I don’t think so. Ugh. Don’t even touch me. Infact,
don’t look at me, okay. Just stop. Ugh, go away. Leave me alone.”

You’ll hold your head down and mumble
When I ask how was your day you’ll simply grumble
I know all you can think about is sex
But would you look me in the eye and just stop text-ting "for one minute? Would it kill you to look at your mother
and tell me one thing you did in school? Just one thing?”

“Okay, here’s one thing. I thought about how much I hate you.”

“Honey, that’s sweet. I love you, too.”

“Stop saying that!”

“Sweetie, we can agree to disagree. Hey, let’s sing that song we wrote together when you were little and wanted to marry me and held my face in your hands and told me I was pretty several times a day.”

“Go to hell!”

“Dinner’s in an hour!”

“Fuck you!”

I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you, I love you
I love you more than you love me

Let’s agree to disagree
Let’s agree to disagree
Let’s agree, let’s agree
Because I love you more than you love me.